Facebook Reaches 1 Billion Users, Compares Itself to Chair

Facebook, the industry leader in “I don’t care what your baby did today,” has teamed up with other-industry pioneers – the likes of (get it? likes? ehhhh…) Wieden+Kennedy Portland and Babel director, Alejandro Iñárritu – to mark the fact that there are now over 1 billion user accounts on the site. Including fraudulent baby accounts.

The 90-second spot (above) looks pretty – what we would expect from this agency-director team; although it feels like Terrence Malick is also involved somehow – but suffers from an unexpected lack of storytelling and emotion. Unlike Google and its “Search Stories” series, Facebook chose to skip the complex human side and simplify its existence down to inanimate objects. Like a doorbell. Or basketball. Remember children, “chairs are for people. And that is why chairs are like Facebook.”

Cold, unapologetic chairs. Now go enjoy that revolutionary accomplishment of software engineering, built for human people. To do human stuff!

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A Brief History of Brand Slogans™

(via Know Your Meme)

Without much thought, most of us can probably rattle off a handful of catchphrases from old TV commercials. Slogans, tag lines, catchphrases – whatever your vernacular preference, although some might argue their differences – are the caboose on the advertising gravy train. (Or maybe not; does that even make sense?) However, only a few are transcendent enough to be remembered beyond the lifespan of their initial campaign. Others, if you think a little harder, can be recalled from their sheer power for annoying the shit out of us.

Let us reminisce on (or, in other cases, prod at the comfortably repressed) notable slogans of the branding world. Continue reading

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Vitaminwater Wants ALL of the Internet in its Commercial

The latest vitaminwater ad – this for the tasty XXX variety – has gone a tad overboard with the Internet references. As we discussed a few months ago, memes are no strangers to ad campaigns. However, agency CP+B – who once put phone chargers at bus stops – missed the point with this one.

The commercial comes off as an attempt to throw a bunch of recognizable elements into the mix without making a connection to the brand. So this is the drink to grab when the Apocalypse.com begins? Aside from Sexy Sax Man, who can follow us around if he’d like, the spot lacks anything amusing or lasting. A who’s who of hardly-eligible nostalgia, without a worthwhile payoff. We’re left with the completely forgettable tagline, “you’re up,” from the same Underwhelming Ballpark as Bud Light’s “Here we go.” That the best you got?

Leave it to the users on vitaminwater’s official YouTube page to sum up the feeling with the top-rated comment: “I’m never buying vitamin water ever again.” The (forty-six) people (who voted it up) have spoken.

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Super Bowl Commercials: A Look Back at 2012

The Super Bowl of 2012 (or XLVI, if you’re counting) was once again a showcase of the most innovative, creative and inevitably underwhelming advertising that millions of dollars can assemble. Conversations and opinions on the bunch formed in the days leading up to and following that Super Sunday. Now, here is another one – a tad late. Also, two teams played football.

Our first impression was, overall, quite positive. And after ruminating for a week or two, well, still the same. Of course, there were a few facepalms and disappointments (we’ll get to those), but let’s start with the winners.

Honda CR-V: “Matthew’s Day Off”

Technically, this isn’t the version that ran on TV and – as is the trend – it was released online prior to the game. Nevertheless, Honda capitalized on the incredible amount of nostalgia most of us have for Ferris and, for all intents and purposes, won our hearts with this one. Despite featuring a significantly less-cool ride – however appropriate for its current day subject – this extended spot garnered 14.5 million+ Youtube views and an estimated $2.24 million in earned media. Hey, that’s almost 30 seconds worth! Continue reading

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Keeping Up with Internet Culture: Viral, Social, Memes & Other Searchable Terms

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What would we do without the Internet? A place of such incredible expanse, any attempt to adequately answer this question would likely require an attention span no Internet-enthusiast has possessed since the dawn of this damned thing. So many cats, babies, lulz and baby cats, coupled with so little time to ingest them all leaves only a small window to capture our attention. You better be funny, cute or both because why else would anyone share or advertise with something that isn’t? (The answer to that is, “because it is mysteriously mesmerizing and I am powerless against its will.” But how do you create that? If there was one thing to be learned from spending a day with the Internet IRL, it is that these questions would be better served as a dissertation topic.)

By harnessing that cute, funny and occasional mysteriousness you might come up with one of the Internet’s most widely enjoyed phenomena – memes! If any of your time online is spent wasting it, then you probably have a favorite meme or two along with several others that vex your sensibilities. These bits of ideas and concepts that spread like wild would appear to be an advertiser’s best friend. Yet seizing the Internet zeitgeist for a campaign is not easily accomplished – partly because what is hot on the world wide webs right now might not be a week from now. Continue reading

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